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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Nov 1, 2006 8:57:24 GMT -5
Friends don't let friends get emo hair cuts!!!!
I've got this friend(no, really!) who recently got a new haircut. The problem is, it's like one of the most emo haircuts I've ever seen. It looks bad. Real bad. What do I do? Do I say, "Damn, you're head looks like Bright Eyes barfed the entire emoverse on it." Or do I let it slide? I think his wife made him get it, and I don't want to incur her wrath.
Help me Hall of Mirrors. You're my only hope.
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Post by UncleJager on Nov 1, 2006 10:27:33 GMT -5
I say sneek into there house, or just drug them. Give him a normal haircut, and bleech "bitch" or "moron" into her hair while they are both out. And while there be sure to destroy every emo object in the house.
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Nov 2, 2006 9:34:30 GMT -5
Hm, good ideas. Neither one of them are very emo, which is why the haircut is so shocking. They've got plenty of goth crap around the house, maybe I'll destroy all that stuff out of spite.
I think he doesn't realize the emoness of his hair, so maybe I'll drug him, dye his hair jet black, and put some blonde emostripes in. Then he'll realize!!!! Pwnd!
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Post by Kratos on Nov 2, 2006 9:50:14 GMT -5
if you really wanted to get rid of that cut i have some advise. chew about five of six sticks of gum and when they get really soft and you see him, wait for him to turn his head and pretend to cough and when you do blow the gum into his hair so it sticks. then he will be forced to cut his hair. a little mean but effective.
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Post by LEGION on Nov 2, 2006 10:29:09 GMT -5
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Post by T. Miller on Nov 2, 2006 15:50:03 GMT -5
Since the guy looks emo now, you should subject them to the horror of emo music. When he asks why you're doing this to him, tell him that's what he gets for looking so emo.
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Post by LEGION on Nov 2, 2006 16:34:09 GMT -5
Since the guy looks emo now, you should subject them to the horror of emo music. When he asks why you're doing this to him, tell him that's what he gets for looking so emo. Does your cruelty have no limits?
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Post by UncleJager on Nov 3, 2006 2:09:47 GMT -5
Random thoughts of Emo Conspiracy inspired by the video provided by our own friendly Neighborhood Legion.
Hair in the eyes hairdo: I have two lines of thought on this. 1, In a sinister plot to increase revenue the emo chop was invented by an international auto insurance party. What better way then to popularize fashionable blindness? 2, The kids realize that their music is crap and are highly embarrassed. Hence the oestic approach. "I can't see you so you can't see me!"
Their music: They wanted to be outcasts so they ripped of metal. But then they realized it was too much work to develop a strong neck for head banging. So they teased and gelled their hair so moving their head would cause their hair to be ruined. And also since they could not see their instruments that well after being emo-ed out since they were constantly fighting the irritation of being stabbed in the eye by hair covered in gel. When they started and were still growing out the unique do they still could see thus they wrote an album that was used as the basis for all their other albums, since they learned these songs when they could still see. The only difference in their follow up albums was caused by them wiggling around as they got hit in the eye with some more gel. Which also explains the discoloration around their eyes/
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Post by LEGION on Nov 3, 2006 8:30:12 GMT -5
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Nov 3, 2006 10:00:06 GMT -5
I wasn't really all that concerned about his hair, but I saw him yesterday and he had what I would call an emohat, but I don't know if it really is or not. Its one of those hats sort of like a baseball cap but the brim is really short, about an inch or so. But at least I couldn't see his emohair anymore!
Complaining about emocrap is starting to make me feel like I'm 50 years old. Goddamn kids these days.
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Post by T. Miller on Nov 6, 2006 16:21:05 GMT -5
Since the guy looks emo now, you should subject them to the horror of emo music. When he asks why you're doing this to him, tell him that's what he gets for looking so emo. Does your cruelty have no limits? No, it doesn't.
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Post by Sucosa on Nov 8, 2006 9:32:22 GMT -5
Complaining about emocrap is starting to make me feel like I'm 50 years old. Goddamn kids these days. Welcome to the club! Here is your welcome kit containing Viagra, Geritol, AARP card and a coupon to your local plastic surgeon for your complementary face lift. Enjoy the Benefits of being elderly!
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Nov 8, 2006 14:59:36 GMT -5
Complaining about emocrap is starting to make me feel like I'm 50 years old. Goddamn kids these days. Welcome to the club! Here is your welcome kit containing Viagra, Geritol, AARP card and a coupon to your local plastic surgeon for your complementary face lift. Enjoy the Benefits of being elderly! Yay! I'm going to start going to bed at 4:00 pm from now on.
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Post by Sucosa on Nov 11, 2006 12:17:09 GMT -5
Welcome to the club! Here is your welcome kit containing Viagra, Geritol, AARP card and a coupon to your local plastic surgeon for your complementary face lift. Enjoy the Benefits of being elderly! Yay! I'm going to start going to bed at 4:00 pm from now on. If you go to bed then you'll miss the blue hair happy hour at the GOLDEN CORRAL.
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Post by Kratos on Nov 28, 2006 0:40:32 GMT -5
but what if one's hair naturally grows in an "emo" fashion? should one be chastised because maybe they like it and are contemplating on growing it out a bit. put that in your pipe and smoke it! LOL
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