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Post by LEGION on May 5, 2004 6:26:41 GMT -5
Sign up? Well....i might be persuaded ( ie read "bribed" ) if the SPOOK will include a non-fuzzy lead pipe,duct tape and a haunted sponge as a signing bonus!!
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Post by LEGION on May 5, 2004 6:45:17 GMT -5
ps...I've been thrown out,disbarred,and asked never to show my face again by the Young Republicans,the John Birch Society. the Moose Lodge, the Elks Lodge, the VFW, the KKK,the NSDAP,the American Nazi Party,the Al Franken fan club,the NWO,the WBO,the Bill o'Rielly fan club, CNN,FOX NEWS,North Korea,the Girl Scouts,the VATICAN,and the TALIBAN for being " TOO RIGHT-WING..still want me as a member of THE HALL
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Post by Psychotic Episode on May 5, 2004 12:40:41 GMT -5
FIRST give me the lead pipe..THEN i might consider joining.
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Post by kevzilla on May 5, 2004 22:57:47 GMT -5
WELCOME ONE, AND ALL TO THE ALL NEW HALL OF LEAD PIPES! You just can't crunch one! Did I read this correctly? Legion, you are" too right wing?" No one can be too right wing at all. Stay in the group, we will be two of who knows how many. You didn't say that you were kicked out of the Boy Scouts, or the NRA. Are you still a member with these groups? The Pipe Swingers Local 790 is always looking for new blood. I also hear that Ann Coulter is single..., Kevzilla
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Post by LEGION on May 6, 2004 8:15:54 GMT -5
Pipe Swingers 790?? I ended my "association" with them after that unfortunate Jimmy Hoffa incident..and the NRA disbarred me after that idiot Ollie North spilled the beans on the iran-contra thing and the Boy Scouts? They Blew a gasket when i suggested that they model the official uniforms after those neat uniforms the Hitler Youth wore..Deaths Head hat pin and the 6 inch double sided knife with matching lugar..i guess the last straw was when my troop goose-stepped at Bushes inaugeration..Invading Iraq ,the Patriot Act and building a wall around the Warsaw ghetto..i mean..Palestinian territory and they call me an RIGHT WING EXTREMIST??? go figure....if anyone wants me i'll be in ZIMBABWE..theres still a few farms that need to be eliminated...ALL HAIL PRESIDENT MUGABE !!!!
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Post by LEGION on May 8, 2004 7:45:03 GMT -5
Sorry i cant write more but, i gotta stop at Pet Smart and pick up a few chew toys,a box of doggie treats then I'm picking up Ann for a hot date!Were going to the new dog park they opened on 11th and 3rd ave.She can run ,sniff butt,and bark her little head off...that reminds me..i better bring some plastic baggies,she has a habit of dumping wherever she feels like...
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Post by T. Miller on May 10, 2004 15:13:47 GMT -5
Sign up? Well....i might be persuaded ( ie read "bribed" ) if the SPOOK will include a non-fuzzy lead pipe,duct tape and a haunted sponge as a signing bonus!! You may be on to something there! Maybe I should send a little something those sharing the bonds of membership, eh? What does everyone else think of this?
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Post by LEGION on May 11, 2004 7:57:06 GMT -5
REMODELED??? Thats not fair!!! I wanted to drive the bulldozer!!! Or, at least a few swings with the sledge-hammer!!!Gee i'm gonna miss the ol'double-wide..SPOOK,dont take too long to rebuild the house of usher and leave us stranded on nights plutonian shores ;D
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Post by Psychotic Episode on May 12, 2004 15:42:43 GMT -5
WELL ? WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE THINK OF THE SPOOKS IDEA??? C'MON C'MON WE DONT HAVE ALL YEAR WAITING FOR YOUR DIM-WITTED,GOMER PYLE-LIKE INTELLECT TO REACT...YEAH..HEY STOOPIT...I'M TALKING TO YOU WITH YOUR BLANK,VACUOUS,BRAIN DEAD,CHALK DUST ERASER-LIKE HERD MENTALITY EXISTENCE OF A LIFE..YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT...YOUR ALL PROBABLY SO WRAPPED UP IN WONDERING WHO'S GONNA WIN "AMERICAN IDIOT..IDOLT" WHATEVER THE FRIG THAT BRAIN STEM NUMBING CRAP THAT MORONS CALL ENTERTAINMENT IS CALLED...hold on a minute..damn phone is ringing..I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE TO CONTINUE INSULTING YOUR (LACK OF) INTELLECT..DONT MOVE !!! STAY RIGHT THERE!! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!! (idiots) ;D
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Post by T. Miller on May 12, 2004 19:47:23 GMT -5
Yah, I'd like to know what people think of Spook's idea, too, but I've learned by now not to expect answers when I ask a question ;D I gave up on that a long time ago.
continuing on the job saga, I didn't get the state job. I had a preliminary interview for another job yesterday, but it's not for anything nearly as nice. I've been told that I'm still on the list for another state job that is the exact same position, but in another county, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed. <sigh>.
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Post by LEGION on May 12, 2004 21:48:05 GMT -5
Looks like Episode is off his meds..again.. anyway..Hey SPOOK !! Better to cross your fingers than to be crossed off the list ;D
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Post by LEGION on May 12, 2004 21:55:01 GMT -5
oh yeah,SPOOK if ya'll git thet thar job inna other county say HEY to cousin Cletus and Merle fer me..ya hear??
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Post by LEGION on May 13, 2004 8:47:50 GMT -5
Whats up with all this fog this morning?How in the hell am i supposed to find my way to Yesterdays in 5 pts.?? I'd stop and ask directions but seems like most people down here are in as much of a fog as the surounding area...
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Post by Santos L Halper on May 13, 2004 19:52:46 GMT -5
All's quiet on the HALL'S front..Did Kevzilla finially sink to the bottom of tokyo bay? Has Atari finally gone the way of PONG? Is Legion the only idiot that still aimlessly drifts thru the hallowed HALL?Whatever happened to TonTon Macoutes,Frank Discussion,Epistle to Dippy,Baron Cimiteri? Has Revelations begun? Is this the ...END TIMES? Tune in next week for the conclusion of Stupid Answers to Irrelevent Questions!
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Post by T. Miller on May 14, 2004 18:00:53 GMT -5
Whats up with all this fog this morning?How in the hell am i supposed to find my way to Yesterdays in 5 pts.?? I'd stop and ask directions but seems like most people down here are in as much of a fog as the surounding area... Hey Legion! Since it's obvious you're local, are you still not a member because you're afraid I'll figure you out once you sign up? Use a fake name! Duh ! B'sides, I wouldn't worry that much about it anyways - I'm not THAT motivated to find out who everyone is around here (but trust me, guys - I know more than you think! ;D)
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