Fox
Regular Joe
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Post by Fox on Oct 17, 2004 12:56:41 GMT -5
You wake up one morning, drowsy. Make yourself some cereal and some toast, maybe some orange juice. After a good breakfast you go and turn on the tube to watch the news/cartoons whatever. On the channel you flip on there is a news anchor, can't really hear it well and it isnt normal for the 11 o' clock guy to be on this early. So you turn up the volume as a real is played of people walking awkwardly in the street as fire and glass is shattered around them on a seeming city street near you. The news anchor talks about the living dead and that they have begun springing up all over the world. Its like a doomsday almost and people are dieing to these things left and right. The problem is, the Zombies aren't JUST human. Animals and Humans are rising from there graves and wish to feast apon your brains. One bite and your a Zombie in two hours. There is no cure for the disease either, the world is slowly dieing off. You look up to see dead people at your door step as they begin to bang on your windows and attempting to get into your house. The human types are slower than normal but they don't just slowly move around, sort of a fast walk after you. The animals, depending on what they are or rather once were move in different speeds, some can even run faster than you. The only way out is the front door where only a few zombies are because you can't be seen by them there. You have five minutes to get out the house, getting dressed and grabbing your prefered weapon of choice. What do you do? Where do you go? Who would you save? What weapons would you use? Would you fight to survive or give up and end it all sparing yourself from becoming a zombie? After all, one bite and your part of the undead, a mindless mass of slow walking decaying flesh.
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Oct 17, 2004 14:31:34 GMT -5
ummm . . . Resident Evil?
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Fox
Regular Joe
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Post by Fox on Oct 17, 2004 15:09:32 GMT -5
nah I had a dream about Zombie invasion last night.
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Post by nitsuj on Oct 17, 2004 20:28:04 GMT -5
(In his best valley girl voice) Thats like so last year, you're so retro.
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Post by T. Miller on Oct 18, 2004 22:56:49 GMT -5
rising from there graves and wish to feast apon your brains. Would you fight to survive or give up and end it all sparing yourself from becoming a zombie? After all, one bite and your part of the undead, a mindless mass of slow walking decaying flesh. "Mmmmm... Brains...." I'd probably off myself and hope I get reincarnated as a carrion beetle - seems like life would be golden from then on out...
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Oct 18, 2004 23:56:10 GMT -5
Not for me! I keep myself well equipped at all times in case of a zombie invasion I've played waaaay too many castlevania games to not be ready for the shit when the time comes, and it will! I have learned well from the great Bruce "don't call me Ash" Campbell and when the reanimated come a knockin they'll find themselves on the business end of about 60 7.62x39 rounds, to say nothing of my armory of various steel which by the way doen't run out of ammo. I keep fine steel, weapons from the steels of many countries to include England, Spain, Japan, and of course American regulated steel. There'd be more severed extremeties on the ground afterwards, than cut by Lu Bu at Hu Lao Gate. Zombies heh, what a joke
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Fox
Regular Joe
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Post by Fox on Oct 20, 2004 1:16:07 GMT -5
(In his best valley girl voice) Thats like so last year, you're so retro. (imitates) Like Totally, but its like the totally popular thing to do now! Its like totally in like bell bottoms! Like Totally! (martin luther king voice) I have a dream, that one day, I can replace my hatred with the unracist grotesque ultra violence apon the skulls and abdomen and limbs of an unregreted killing spree of once were humans. Not to mention its great anger therapy and a great work out. Like Tai-Bo or the bow flex... lil messy though... but the birds will get it...
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