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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Nov 7, 2004 14:40:14 GMT -5
Ok, Uncle Jager and I need help with a small dispute! It's late, we're both tired, and we both have had a beer (me one, him 2, but when you're tired, it hits ya..)... So do cats have TOES ?? I say yes, cats do indeed have toes, Unkie sez no and that they don't have thumbs so they can't have toes which sounds incredibly absurd to me, and my cat is agreeing that he does, indeed, have toes. So does he or doesn't he? TOOOOOOEEEEEEEESS!!!!!!!!!! Well, technically I dont think so. Upon closer examination you should find ovbiously sectioned digits, however, I doubt they are officially classified as toes as digitification of these cat feet generally serves as a way of seperately housing the biologically sheathed claws and are not a tool for balance or whatever. One could present the argument that any digits protruding from a foot wopuld be clasified as a toe reguardless of function, howecver. I feel that if you would be refering to the useful sometimes prehensile digits of the feet of the upright walking animals of this rock, no cat's do not have toes. then again I just work here
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Post by T. Miller on Nov 8, 2004 11:04:06 GMT -5
no cat's do not have toes. Tooess... In my heart, the cat's digits will always be known as toes.
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Nov 9, 2004 17:22:19 GMT -5
Yeah yeah yeah, well as it turns out, according to the resident vet tech they DO have toooeeeees, but then again I've already covered my rear with the old " I just work here" line though MY feelings on the subject shall remain unchanged.
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Post by T. Miller on Nov 13, 2004 7:30:47 GMT -5
Mmm.. Toooes.... ;D
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Nov 13, 2004 12:29:14 GMT -5
In other news
Effus has been on a pilgrimage. The great diety of all Effi is the grand porcelain god named Bowl. Just last night I stumbled over (no really, this time I tripped and fell over his big ass) him in the WC where he was guarding his god in meditation. It was then I knew that Effus had set out to ascend to the level of Bowl himself! So I left him to do what he had to do
2.4839 hours later
I returned to the WC yet again and when I flicked on the light could hardly beleive my eyes; He had done it! Effus was seated at the right flusher of Bowl! To forever be the guardian and high protector of the god of all Effi. That is 'til I knocked him off to make use of it . . . . . .
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Post by T. Miller on Nov 15, 2004 22:32:00 GMT -5
Another querie - what drives my cat's mad fascination with licking plastic bags?? Does anyone else have a feline beast with this obsession?
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Post by Fox on Nov 23, 2004 19:40:37 GMT -5
maybe they don't have enough synthetic fiber in ther diet?
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Post by UncleJager on Nov 29, 2004 21:39:20 GMT -5
I don't care what the resedent vet tech says cat's don't have toes. I know this vet tech, and he better agree if he knows what's good for him....hint hint. ;D
By the way, as slow as I am on the uptake, I have a cat, his name is Fluffy, yet he is neither that fluffy nor feminine. In fact before he got sick he was a mean tabby killing machine, who liked to get his chin rubbed. Depending on what mood i'm in his name changes to Floofer, Sir Fluffington or Von Fluffenstein. But this is only in the times when my dad is not insisting that the he (cat) is rabbit and should be eating carrot. Now that you are all confused and searching the fridge for a brew I shall give a quick BG to how that came about: WE were in Spain in this village and we stoped to eat at a place that had "rabbit specialty" now this place was up in the hills and the only animal we saw in abondance was cats. So my mom got the special and we teesed her that the specialty of the rabbit was that it had a long tail. Hence rabbit=cat in my dad's head. All clear?
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Nov 29, 2004 22:36:10 GMT -5
I've always thought that if you stretched out a cat's ears and shortened it's tail It'd look like a rabit . . . that hunts things . .
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Post by Fox on Nov 30, 2004 12:18:31 GMT -5
Why, it's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
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Post by T. Miller on Mar 5, 2005 21:24:39 GMT -5
I think Twitch has gone Red. My Commie Kitty walks around going "Mao!" "Mao!" "Maaooo!!".
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Mar 9, 2005 15:13:27 GMT -5
Effus recently joined the ranks of the Jedi KNNNNNNigits. He shall hencefourth be known as Jedi Mastah Heffahh . . . yeeeeahhhhh now my cat's a Hutt that's a Jedi . . .
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Post by Fox on Apr 14, 2005 12:03:28 GMT -5
Two new members to join the ranks of the petting zoo so far. A wighly racoon and A FOX! A FOX! WE FOUND A FOX! MAY WE BURN HER!? er I mean I almost hit the poor bastard driving in late one night, didn't get a good view but it had a big fluffy tail, grey fur, features of a giant cat but the muzzle of a dog. Either it's a fox or I just found the big foot of feline/canines.
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on May 4, 2005 8:22:28 GMT -5
Mastah Heffah has an arch nemesis, a squirrel named Darth Stubb the Quick. It's the only squirrel to escape the grasp of the F-Oss but not before losing about 3/4 of his tail (hence the name stubb) mwuuuhahahah. Anyone elses pet(s) have an arch nemesis?
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Post by Fox on May 4, 2005 13:54:54 GMT -5
Darth Possom was destroyed by Darth Lee, it's true what they say about Sith's, they kill each other when there's no jedi's to destroy. The Fox and The Fox have had several encounters recently, his ass gets infront of my car again and I'm going as a shaman to animemazement... When I get my ferret and dog they will be bitter enemies like Spike and Vicious. I forsee this...
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