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Post by T. Miller on Aug 12, 2003 19:33:55 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]For the "Evil Dead" fans out there, let it be known that Columbia, SC now has an S Mart So now you, too, can "Shop Smart!"
In other news - the news was speaking of the cloned horse in Italy (I wonder if she will be subject to the advanced aging problems that Dolly is now facing?) which is named Promethea, after Prometheus of Greek mythology. The news, in explaning who Prometheus was, simply stated that he was a "Greek character". End of description. Am I the only person that is bothered by this?
Also, is anyone else as amused by the CA race for governor? Is Ahnold gunning for following in Ronny Reagan's foot-steps? How the hell was Gary Coleman able to afford plunking down the $ to enter the race? If the porn king ends up in office (ol' Larry), I'll bet the Governor's Mansion is going to become much more interesting....[/glow]
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Aug 15, 2003 12:52:22 GMT -5
a "greek character"? Doesn't the name Prometheus kinda give that away? But that's how the news is, squeeze as much info in as little space as possible. I think CNN is giving me ADD. Isn't funny tho how in mythology Prometheus was responsible for Pandora opening up her box on humanity... Is cloning even necessary? It is an evolutionary dead end, and there ain't nothing wrong with reproduction the old fashioned way. I personally think the recall in CA is a joke, and the candidates make it more so. The people who gave their signatures were coming out of the grocery store and hod a minute to spare; they're the people who didn't bother to go vote in the first place. At least Arnold can't run for president...I'm thinking about the scene in 'Total Recall' where Arnold shoots his wife in the head and says "Consider this a divorce"
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Sept 3, 2003 14:40:39 GMT -5
Where oh where has our Spook gone? Are we no longer worthy of her presence?
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Post by JackSkellington on Sept 19, 2003 14:04:44 GMT -5
ME RETIREMENT GREASE !!!
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Post by T. Miller on Oct 22, 2003 17:16:53 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Mmmmmm... Grease.....[/glow]
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Post by PSYCHOTIC EPISODE on Nov 16, 2003 18:21:11 GMT -5
O.K. brain..I dont like you and you dont like me..but if we just get together and get thru this..I can resume killing you with alcohol !
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Post by Arnold Breadmold on Jul 31, 2004 20:21:49 GMT -5
I thrive in moist,dark envioronments..even tho i prefer whitebread..rye isn't bad...i'll even settle for pumpernickel..i've been known to have grown on san francisco sour dough and even a roll or two..croissants? no problem..even a neglected left over slice of birthday cake will do..i've even spread my insidious spores on that nasty potato bread..so BEWARE!!! I'm lurking on your counter and your breadboxes and even in your bread drawers...DEATH and a POX on your civilized worlds grains !!!! Better take a closer look at that english muffin,and even give that cholesterol filled puffed death delivery injection from Dunkin Doughnuts a scrutinizing second glance...
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Post by Sissy Boy on Jul 31, 2004 23:25:41 GMT -5
Eat your carbs.
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Post by Sawney Beane on Aug 1, 2004 12:40:17 GMT -5
Eat your fellow man...
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Post by Frank Howard on Aug 1, 2004 18:32:44 GMT -5
Hey Budd, you placed that ad in the newspaper seeking a summer job. I need an extra hand with the farming and livestock and you look like you could be good worker. BTW, about the job - good wages and all the stew you can eat for dinner.
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Post by Albert Fish on Aug 1, 2004 19:13:39 GMT -5
before we eat can you say GRACE?
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Post by Slurred Crusade on Aug 2, 2004 0:22:41 GMT -5
Don't you mean slay Grace?
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Post by The Searchers on Aug 2, 2004 10:38:38 GMT -5
I've been sitting on needles and pins waiting for you to say that...
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Post by Spitoonia on Aug 8, 2004 18:16:04 GMT -5
Okay. Now that a week has passed, is your butt sore enough from sitting on all that stuff? I waited because it seemed the right thing to do in response to such a wisecrack.
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Post by Half Machine Lip Moves on Aug 9, 2004 9:46:45 GMT -5
Ask Uncle Albert,the original pin cushion man,about the seating arrangements at the Cold Clammy Bombing...
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