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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Apr 26, 2005 14:32:27 GMT -5
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmm goinhhhhhgggggggggg crr8888aaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyy
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Apr 26, 2005 21:30:39 GMT -5
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmm goinhhhhhgggggggggg crr8888aaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyy yeah yeah, been there done that got the t shirt moths ate the tshirt the t shirt's full of holes and i just use the t shirt to polish my boots now . . . . . does a good job
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Apr 28, 2005 6:23:03 GMT -5
New Order's new album fucking owns everything. I'm a fresh batch of hummus dip!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by T. Miller on Apr 28, 2005 20:00:11 GMT -5
A little bit of time on your hands? That's what happens when you can't have a proper cup of tea to pass your time......
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Apr 29, 2005 6:31:30 GMT -5
A little bit of time on your hands? That's what happens when you can't have a proper cup of tea to pass your time...... No, thats what happens when you've had about ten cups of coffee.
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Post by PAININTHEASS on May 2, 2005 20:13:20 GMT -5
The only reason your drinking so much coffee is because you broke that damn tea-pot.
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Post by PAININTHEASS on May 2, 2005 20:16:18 GMT -5
Just in case anyone wanted to know. Did you get any of it on film?A picture tells a 1,000 turds.
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Post by PAININTHEASS on May 2, 2005 20:18:17 GMT -5
Is it REALLY true that New order used to be Oingo-Boingo until they discovered heroin and depression?
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on May 3, 2005 11:35:40 GMT -5
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on May 6, 2005 14:14:50 GMT -5
Well I met a girl named Sandoz And she taught me many many things Good things Very good things Sweet things
I met her on a sunny morning It was hot but the snow lay on the ground Strange things Very strange things My mind has wings
Sandoz, Sandoz you taught me love Sandoz, Sandoz you taught me love Will you tell me why We could all learn something from your mind
She is very old, you many think she's young One kiss from her and you know your time has come Good times for all time Sandoz
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on May 6, 2005 14:15:54 GMT -5
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls the splitting high tension wires down Helpless people on subway trains Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them He picks up a bus and he throws it back down And he waves to the people in the center of town
Oh no, they say he's got to go, go go Godzilla Oh no, there goes tokyo, go go Godzilla
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on May 6, 2005 14:17:18 GMT -5
Though i need it - soul power Got to have it - soul power Though we want it - soul power Got to have it - soul power Give it to me - soul power How you need it - soul power Though i need it - soul power Got to have it - soul power
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on May 8, 2005 21:17:19 GMT -5
Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all
If you're running low, go to the store Carry some money to help you buy more The tab is there to open the can The can is there to hold in the spam
Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork) Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat) Spam in my office at work (it's the best) Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery of meat
If you need a spoon, keep one around Carry a thermos to help wash it down Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now
Spam in my pantry at home (have some more) Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy) Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best) Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold
Now, once you start in, you can't put it down Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown The key is going to open the tin The tin is there to keep the spam in
Oh, spam (spam) Ham and pork Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam (spam) It's the best Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it
Spam in the place where I live (have some more) Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat) Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed) Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat
Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork) Spam any place that you are (ham and pork) The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork) The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
i love that song
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on May 12, 2005 6:34:23 GMT -5
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S O D A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" Y O D A, Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
So I used the Force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray
The long-term contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on May 24, 2005 8:45:29 GMT -5
Finless dolphins can't swim very well
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