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Post by EPISTLE TO DIPPY on Mar 22, 2004 23:12:52 GMT -5
Apparently,will is one of those vain-glorious,self centered parasites that are vying for the position of donald trumps personal walking talking bidets...
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Mar 23, 2004 12:25:12 GMT -5
Apparently,will is one of those vain-glorious,self centered parasites that are vying for the position of donald trumps personal walking talking bidets... How do you come to that conclusion? People as ugly as me usually aren't that vain...
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Post by EPISTLE TO DIPPY on Mar 24, 2004 20:00:51 GMT -5
Are your bouts of self flaggelation done in private or in the public domain? Are you the poster boy for the DICKIES song HIDEOUS ?Is the ELEPHANT MAN Rico Sauve compared to you? Oh,by the way,HALLOWEEN called and asked if you would stay in on october 31st..youre scaring the children....
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Post by T. Miller on Apr 1, 2004 11:12:51 GMT -5
The remainder of this thread has been relocated to the Mud Pit. Please, by all means, continue there. I have yet to witness true mud-slinging here - just tosses worthy of little girls...
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Post by LEGION on Apr 13, 2004 10:06:30 GMT -5
Does this mean you wont be attending my tea party? After all, mr. Bunny Huggums,Fuzzy Snuffins the ocelot,Barbi ( my little brother microwaved Ken so he wont be attending) and all my toy box friends will be there.Proper ettiquite demands that under no circumstances will there be REAL mud slinging..besides Mimsie gets so upset when i soil myself."giggle"
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Post by T. Miller on Apr 25, 2004 15:02:09 GMT -5
Sicut cérvus desiderat ad fontes aqarum: ita desiderat anima méa ad te, Déus.
-Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina, adapting a psalm to music
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Jun 28, 2004 14:05:02 GMT -5
The will to death is what keeps me alive Its one step away
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Jun 28, 2004 14:07:44 GMT -5
You'll be there in the slaughter Freeing me when I'm cornered Being arrested by the mind cops They're the only ones worth changing what you do for And I try to be in line I guide my fate And what it's good for there's no telling Its blood Its a flood
I'll know her face a mile away She'll take me straight through that gate
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Post by LEGION on Jun 28, 2004 23:40:04 GMT -5
Hey ATARI..just outta curiosity..are you always so serious?Anyway its good to see ya back !!!
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Jun 29, 2004 8:55:45 GMT -5
Hey ATARI..just outta curiosity..are you always so serious?Anyway its good to see ya back !!! I'm probably too serious for my own good. No one can seem to tell when I'm joking anyways. I only know one other person who thinks being in the middle of an open field during an earthquake is hilarious.
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Post by LEGION on Jun 29, 2004 10:25:28 GMT -5
Medical research has just discovered,that in the human body,there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole.It is called the ANAL-OPTIC nerve.It is found to be responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.If you dont believe it,and need proof,pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
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Post by T. Miller on Jun 29, 2004 12:34:10 GMT -5
I'm probably too serious for my own good. No one can seem to tell when I'm joking anyways. I only know one other person who thinks being in the middle of an open field during an earthquake is hilarious. As long as the ground doesn't split open, that sounds like a great deal of fun!! Like being on a trampoline that does the work for you! Welcome Back, Atari!
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Jul 1, 2004 9:20:59 GMT -5
A picture from Nethack, of a succubus having her way with me while my dog looks on:
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Jul 1, 2004 9:24:43 GMT -5
Mrs. Krabappel: "I'm breaking up with you"
Comic book guy: "There are a million valid reasons. Which did you choose?"
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Homer: "Here comes the gospel according to Puke!"
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Post by LEGION on Jul 1, 2004 11:32:08 GMT -5
If anybody needs me i'll be in my room...
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