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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Jan 25, 2006 14:59:57 GMT -5
"Sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes.Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?"
"But then, why does God give us anything to start with?"
"Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then it would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears that give God his great power."
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Post by UncleJager on Jan 25, 2006 16:35:05 GMT -5
I read/heard that recently, what is it from?
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Jan 26, 2006 8:39:45 GMT -5
Its from South Park.
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Jan 27, 2006 13:15:18 GMT -5
From Luke 16:5
"...by continually coming she will wear me out.'"
Yes, I have no class.
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Jan 29, 2006 22:10:20 GMT -5
God's a funny subject, its like unless you wanna spend your life trying in vain to find some kind of imposible answer you just have to accept who you are. I'm not some heretical maniac usually when it comes to stuff of that nature but u believe what you believe and it can become a part of your nature as a mortal creature, i find there is no denying these things all at once, it's just as inhuman. Unfortunately some of us have less experience in dealing with these things than others and it can take it's toll, as i've found out here first hand over the course of the past couple of weeks. I let it affect myself and those arround me to such a point that, it scared me absolutely shiteless and to be frank otherwise i have absolutely no idea what it was that went on, what i do know is that i learned you can literally let something bother you so much it can be physically and mentally destructive to oneself and anyone you are in any way remotely attached. I could go on but there's no real point other than that of we are human, we live, we either laugh or cry, it's our choice, and then we die. Now's no time for me to really try any harder with what i've been raised upon to look for some kind of answer. It's time to get living.
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Jan 29, 2006 22:12:41 GMT -5
oh yeah spam, right . . From Luke 16:5 "...by continually coming she will wear me out.'" Yes, I have no class. sounds about like you could teach one if you wanted
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Feb 5, 2006 16:32:51 GMT -5
NINJA VANISH!
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Feb 17, 2006 15:11:36 GMT -5
-b +- squareroot([b^2 - 4ac]/2a)
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Feb 17, 2006 15:44:05 GMT -5
Protozoans taste good in large quantities.
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Feb 17, 2006 15:48:15 GMT -5
God's a funny subject, its like unless you wanna spend your life trying in vain to find some kind of imposible answer you just have to accept who you are. I'm not some heretical maniac usually when it comes to stuff of that nature but u believe what you believe and it can become a part of your nature as a mortal creature, i find there is no denying these things all at once, it's just as inhuman. Unfortunately some of us have less experience in dealing with these things than others and it can take it's toll, as i've found out here first hand over the course of the past couple of weeks. I let it affect myself and those arround me to such a point that, it scared me absolutely shiteless and to be frank otherwise i have absolutely no idea what it was that went on, what i do know is that i learned you can literally let something bother you so much it can be physically and mentally destructive to oneself and anyone you are in any way remotely attached. I could go on but there's no real point other than that of we are human, we live, we either laugh or cry, it's our choice, and then we die. Now's no time for me to really try any harder with what i've been raised upon to look for some kind of answer. It's time to get living. This is too serious for this thread, but... Hm, I think life is too short to be worried about a god or afterlife that may or may not be there. I think it makes life more special knowing that its a one shot deal, that you have to treat people right the first time around. I figure if there is an afterlife, it'll just be a neat bonus. Kind of like when you beat Super Mario Brothers and then you can play through it again with altered stuff.
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Mar 8, 2006 15:47:44 GMT -5
There is an unidentified guest on this forum RIGHT NOW!!!11ONES!!!11!
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Mar 8, 2006 15:48:29 GMT -5
I injected all of my cells with an extra copy of chromosome 21 and now I have Down's Syndrome. Yay.
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Post by T. Miller on Mar 10, 2006 23:04:41 GMT -5
I injected all of my cells with an extra copy of chromosome 21 and now I have Down's Syndrome. Yay. All of them? Sounds tedious. How long did it take?
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Mar 15, 2006 13:22:16 GMT -5
Not too long. I used a virus(nature's macro). Of course, once the retardation starting setting in, I inadvertantly washed some viruses down the drain. Is that bad?
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Post by T. Miller on Mar 15, 2006 20:58:49 GMT -5
Not too long. I used a virus(nature's macro). Of course, once the retardation starting setting in, I inadvertantly washed some viruses down the drain. Is that bad? You know, those virii died for your sins. They tried to do your bidding, and what do you do? You wash them down the drain! All they have left for their meager existences are to grow monstrously large and snatch the poor souls with the misfortune of walking over manhole covers and paddling around their own swimming pools. They have a small future before them of a short lived B-movie circuit, and they won't even stand a chance for a one night stand with the scream queen. Those poor, poor virii. They just wanted to help...
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