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Post by Epistle to Dippy on Mar 25, 2004 11:34:29 GMT -5
Are your bouts of self flaggelation done in private or in the public domain? Are you the poster boy for the DICKIES song HIDEOUS ?Is the ELEPHANT MAN Rico Sauve compared to you? Oh,by the way,HALLOWEEN called and asked if you would stay in on october 31st..youre scaring the children....
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Post by Legion on Apr 1, 2004 11:01:42 GMT -5
Aaaaahhh the simple,joyful pleasures of THE MUD PIT..nothing brings a greater joy to my warped and twisted soul..i feel as if i'm a short-order grease jockey,slinging steaming,heaping plates of excrement at surly buck-toothed,truck drivers bathed in eau de urine ,stopping off for a lecherous lear at a waitresses cleavage and a chance to unload some freight( 4 walls,poetry and single ply) WOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEE!!!EEEEE HAAAAAAA!!! damn,thas some fine livin...an jus inna nama hell is this hyar ATARI ?? i seed his'n name ALL over the mens terlit from omaha ta florida...an why n hell would i call HIM fer a good time ??
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Post by Epistle to Dippy on Apr 1, 2004 11:02:30 GMT -5
This legion person is in serious need of four walls..padded.Swing Blade meets the internet.As for Atari,someone should tell him the GETALIFE starter kit is on sale at wall mart..
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Nights Plutonian Shore
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Post by Nights Plutonian Shore on Apr 1, 2004 11:03:59 GMT -5
"The time has come," the Walrus said,"to talk of many things."
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Post by Legion on Apr 1, 2004 11:04:39 GMT -5
AAAAHHHH!!! I'M HIT!! MEDIC!!! Someone has taken a shot at me !!! oh..wait..it's just a mere flesh wound..thank god i stocked up on the FLINTSTONES band-aids during the last code orange..actually i think i look adorable with pebbles glued to my butt...how embarrassing,to be snipered by someone who uses a donovan song as a tag...WIMP !!! MARC BOLAN ate sunshine supermen for breakfast!! I am the ULTIMATE MUDSTUD..sling your arrows and smirk as you dwell in your false superiority.. I AM THE RATS BENEATH THE FLOORBOARDS..i am the boogeyman in your closet..i am the doppleganger waiting just around the corner to make your life MINE !!!
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Post by Epistle to Dippy on Apr 1, 2004 11:05:17 GMT -5
Theres probably a mental institution somewhere out there whos had to have noticed by now that legion is missing,,but then again who would want him/her back? I just hope he/she/it isnt wandering the streets of my city.
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Post by LEGION on Apr 2, 2004 9:48:53 GMT -5
Look outside your window ;D
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Post by LEGION on Apr 8, 2004 9:01:18 GMT -5
WOW !!! The traffic on these pages is getting pretty heavy! Maybe the Spook should put up a traffic light and some stop signs to control the flow..maybe also some of those nifty orange cones and a few road crew guys standing around leaning on their shovels.DANGER! IDIOTS AHEAD! Proceed with caution!
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Post by Psychotic Episode on Apr 8, 2004 16:42:15 GMT -5
Hopefully most of the dimwits out there will ignore the DANGER! BRIDGE OUT! signs and just keep going!!!
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Post by Mojo Man from Mars on Apr 9, 2004 8:29:55 GMT -5
ATTENTION EARTHLINGS.We have taken ATARI captive aboard our spacecraft!We were planning to make him into human stew but, the vegetables refused to be added to the same pot with a lower intelligence.Therefore we are returning him to Earth so he can continue to add stupid postings on your world wide web.END TRANSMISSION.
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Apr 9, 2004 13:12:30 GMT -5
kill me
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Post by LEGION on Apr 9, 2004 14:43:28 GMT -5
Now look what you people have done!! You've upset ATARI..for shame..i'll admit i've been harsh on the little guy but,this ATARI stew thing is a little too far over the line..I suggest that we get together and start an apologie thread for ATARI..after all it is Easter and its quite possible that ATARI died for our sins on this site.But,like the Phoenix he has risen above and beyond the petty and trivial..He has ascended the mortal coil and offers himself as sacrifice for everybody else's transgressions..ALL HAIL ATARI..the selfless saviour of our unworthy souls! Down on your knee's you worthless swine! This is your chance for atonement and forgiveness.For he who has forsaken the saviour there awaits a lake of fire.REPENT O YE SINNERS REPENT !!!!
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Post by Mojo Man from MARS on Apr 10, 2004 6:38:24 GMT -5
Does this mean we should'nt take ATARI up on his request?DAMN..and i just went and hired a right wing para-military death squad from Honduras to attack ATARI's village to kidnap all his women,confiscate all his weapons and supplies of plantain,NEW ORDER and JOY DIVISION cds,and burn all the grass huts.Guess i could get them all jobs working at the diner down the road working as busboys,dishwashers and SHORT order cooks.Oh, and by the way,YES there is life on MARS..we just prefer that earthmen dont come here and ruin this planet like they've trashed EARTH..after all they dont call us THE ANGRY RED PLANET for nothing!!! END TRANSMISSION.
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Post by T. Miller on Apr 12, 2004 14:11:56 GMT -5
WOW !!! The traffic on these pages is getting pretty heavy! Maybe the Spook should put up a traffic light and some stop signs to control the flow..maybe also some of those nifty orange cones and a few road crew guys standing around leaning on their shovels.DANGER! IDIOTS AHEAD! Proceed with caution! Mmm... traffic... now if it would only overflow to the rest of the forum! Personally, I would put up traffic lights but set them so that they all turn green at the same time....SMAAASH!!
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Post by LEGION on Apr 13, 2004 9:50:55 GMT -5
WOW !! I was beginning to think that everybody had died and ascended to heaven,leaving me here with a few social miscreants.Maybe the traffic lights did synchronize green and everybodys in court litigating settlements,except ATARI who's in a padded cell,wearing a straight jacket under 24 hour suicide watch,or maybe he's finally emulated Ian Curtis.
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