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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Aug 14, 2004 0:13:19 GMT -5
Tho do be on the lookout for my arch nemesis, Vegetablemind O'Pacifisthand
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LEGION
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Post by LEGION on Aug 14, 2004 9:44:24 GMT -5
Yes, Beefbrain McHitfist, alkie at large, at your service ! .......Did the FDA vaccinate you for Mad Cow ?? Has your brain ever been recalled for e-coli ?? Do you consume large amounts of Kirin Beer to make you tender and juicy?? What ever happened to that little old lady from Wendys ?? Did she ever find you?? She must have spent a fortune on tv commercials,newspaper print ads and bumper stickers looking for you.."Wheres the Beef?" But then again i heard shes dead so its all a moot point..BTW was that a relation of yours in the "Rocky" movie??
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Aug 14, 2004 11:19:13 GMT -5
.......Did the FDA vaccinate you for Mad Cow ?? Has your brain ever been recalled for e-coli ?? Do you consume large amounts of Kirin Beer to make you tender and juicy?? What ever happened to that little old lady from Wendys ?? Did she ever find you?? She must have spent a fortune on tv commercials,newspaper print ads and bumper stickers looking for you.."Wheres the Beef?" But then again i heard shes dead so its all a moot point..BTW was that a relation of yours in the "Rocky" movie?? Well to be frank, I'm not entirely sure if my vaccinations are up to date . . . oh well. Any resemblence to any of the characters from any of the Rocky movies is pure coincedence. As for the Wendy's lady, come on man she was a frickin old lady, how could she ever have found me with my elite ninja speed besides she just kept lookin at a bunch of slack-arse hamburgers anyway, so it's her own fault and while I have yet to be diagnosed with e-coli in my upper GI or my brain for that matter , tho recent visits to the porcelain god would prohibit me from contesting such suspicions. Man . . I need some cofee . . .
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LEGION
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Post by LEGION on Aug 14, 2004 18:06:56 GMT -5
I was just curious about the beating you took in the meat warehouse scene in Rocky 1..There was no indication of "lightning Ninja Speed" on your part considering the tenderizing you received from Sylvester Stallone.
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Aug 14, 2004 19:36:45 GMT -5
I was just curious about the beating you took in the meat warehouse scene in Rocky 1..There was no indication of "lightning Ninja Speed" on your part considering the tenderizing you received from Sylvester Stallone. . . uuuggghhhhh . . . lets try not to remind me of that . . . what do you think drove me to the bottle . .
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Post by T. Miller on Aug 16, 2004 9:34:46 GMT -5
As far as beer goes for me, and it rarely does, I reach for the smooth never watered down taste of a Michelob Amber Bock, but when it comes to the real stuff I pour brandy and Dr. Pepper, Biccardi Limon flavored rum and Coke (I used to be a big diet coke with lemon fan), and yes if I just wanna get shizen faced put a bottle of Jager on the table and I'll go to town:p Ach, bourbon neat, maker's mark and gingerale, crown and coke.... kirin, harps, bass, some micros that I don't remember the name of, these are my personal preferences... you could do better than amber bock! Ask Legion for a guided tour of the Ambers!
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Post by Vegetableminded on Aug 16, 2004 9:52:34 GMT -5
Tho do be on the lookout for my arch nemesis, Vegetablemind O'Pacifisthand It's too late, Meathead!! I'm gonna unleash my Kaiser rolls of doom upon you and send you back to the farm as a combo meal! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT, PUNK!!
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LEGION
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Post by LEGION on Aug 16, 2004 11:03:31 GMT -5
As much of a fan of Vegatable vs. Meat violence that i am..i propose a truce in observance of GODZILLA'S BIRTHDAY !!! Besides,theres reports of a widening of this conflict with the Dairy council and Seafood Co-op signing an agreement with the Beef Ranchers,thereby forming an Axis of Edible Evil.The American Green Grocer Society has joined with the Vegans in presenting a letter of protest to the U.N."United Nutritionists" to find a peacefull solution to this global threat.Fox News was granted an interview with BeefbrainMchitfist..asked about the current unrest,all that the Beef had to say was"Bite Me !!" A spokesperson for the Green Grocers countered with a resounding "Eat Me !!" Stay tuned to Fox for truthful and honest updates on this current crisis.
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LEGION
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Post by LEGION on Aug 16, 2004 14:16:00 GMT -5
Fox News Update: After hours of grilling both Beef and Vegetables, there appears to be no progress in the simmering tensions...The UN is apparently trying to bring in The Spam and Cheez-Doodle faction as mediators, being as they represent a non-food faction. A source who declined to be identified told a Fox reporter that"If this Food Fight cannot be resolved in a peaceful solution,then we'll have to resort to Twinkies and Ding-Dongs being employed as a last ditch effort!"Fox reporters Barbi Que and Mary Nate will keep us posted on any developements as they occur.
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Post by Ignatz on Aug 16, 2004 23:10:12 GMT -5
Shishka Bobb from MSN Network has reported that a half-baked team of Ho Ho's and Taco Sauce instigated this charring issue and soon the Office of Home-Cooked Security will add the culprits to the National Shopping List.
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Post by LEGION on Aug 16, 2004 23:39:51 GMT -5
An independent report from the MSG network is reporting that Taco Bells nation-wide are under a code red alert after a confrontation between the Beef Filling/Melted Cheese union and the striking Shredded Lettuce and Diced Tomato Consortium. As a result,The Office of Home Cooked Security has brought in its top Snipers who have surrounded the Taco bell chain nation wide.We have recieved reports that a Bean Burrito has been seriously wounded in an attempt to negotiate the release of all non food items from a Taco bell franchise in Walla-Walla,Washington.The President has been made aware of the ongoing crisis but refused to put away his crayons and coloring book stating"I wanna see how the story ends!"
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Post by T. Miller on Aug 17, 2004 12:13:47 GMT -5
Shishka Bobb from MSN Network has reported that a half-baked team of Ho Ho's and Taco Sauce instigated this charring issue and soon the Office of Home-Cooked Security will add the culprits to the National Shopping List. The newsfeed has recently indicated that Zippy the Pinhead has moved in on the taco sauce, removing it from the picture.. Eyewitnesses state that Zippy was last seen pouring the Sauce over Ronald Reagan's tomb and contemplating the kazoo.
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LEGION
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Post by LEGION on Aug 17, 2004 17:42:34 GMT -5
My refrigerator plays the Andrews sisters at 78 rpms.Taco is my favorite constellation at the Griffith Observatory. YOW !!!
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Post by beefbrainmchitfist on Aug 18, 2004 16:16:47 GMT -5
geez, that's last time I use some movie insult template from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 as a basis for a forum handle.
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Post by Vegetableminded on Aug 19, 2004 13:33:32 GMT -5
geez, that's last time I use some movie insult template from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 as a basis for a forum handle. Already, you admit defeat, Beefy One? And I thought you were real Angus, but now I see that you merely a soyburger...
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