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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Jun 22, 2006 15:07:42 GMT -5
Why is there an ad for a "Fart Machine" at the top of the page?
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Jun 27, 2006 9:31:11 GMT -5
Hell is other people.
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LEGION
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Post by LEGION on Jun 27, 2006 11:13:04 GMT -5
Why is there an ad for a "Fart Machine" at the top of the page? It's for people who are tired of smelling roses and would like to slum it just to see how the plebs live.Paris Hilton and Regis Philbin recently purchased a few.
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Post by Sucosa on Jun 27, 2006 20:27:12 GMT -5
I got one of those as a 18th birthday present- it was a real riot at parties- not as much fun as the generic looking blow up doll....
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LEGION
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Post by LEGION on Jun 29, 2006 9:40:30 GMT -5
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Post by LEGION on Jun 29, 2006 9:46:40 GMT -5
Q: How many idiots does it take to screw up posting a link? A: Its quite obvious,isn't it?
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Aug 18, 2006 11:32:04 GMT -5
I can read
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Post by T. Miller on Aug 18, 2006 13:56:27 GMT -5
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Aug 18, 2006 14:27:36 GMT -5
Then you better git outta 'Merica, commie.
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Post by T. Miller on Aug 18, 2006 20:04:35 GMT -5
Then you better git outta 'Merica, commie. For better food, socialised health care, more civilised labour laws, and media that doesn't cater to the lowest common denominator? Cya!!
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Aug 22, 2006 8:55:00 GMT -5
Then you better git outta 'Merica, commie. For better food, socialised health care, more civilised labour laws, and media that doesn't cater to the lowest common denominator? Cya!! Civilised??!?!?! It's spelled civilized, commie. Why do you hate America? Are you French? Actually, I'll bet you're really Alan Alda. People like you make Baby Jesus™ cry, since 'Merica is His™ Heavenly Kingdom™ brought to Earth. Don't you know Bush is really the Second Coming™? You better repent and hope our Loving, Forgiving Savior™ doesn't send you to an eternity of hellfire, torment, and Torture™. This message paid for by Citizens For The Internment of Non-Christian and Brown "Americans"
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Post by UncleJager on Aug 22, 2006 12:08:44 GMT -5
Wait! TV's been telling me W was the second comming of Hitler and Jeb was Castro-America! Now I don't know who to trust! Must cleanse must cleanse!
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Aug 22, 2006 13:54:02 GMT -5
Wait! TV's been telling me W was the second comming of Hitler and Jeb was Castro-America! Now I don't know who to trust! Must cleanse must cleanse! If you didn't hear it on FOX news, then its just a lie propergated by the evil, evil secular, atheist, leftist media. Oh, wait a minute, yer foreign Jager, t'aint no way you could understand the awesomeness of 'Merca and its system of Politico-Media-Corporated-Chocolate-Nougetfilled-goodness. Yer from a white country, so yer probly alright, I guess. I'm gonna call in too Limbaugh to make sure though. Your on my watchlist for now. NRA 4 LIFE
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Post by Alan Fuckin' Alda on Aug 22, 2006 14:03:44 GMT -5
Well shit. Limbaughs show is over. I called Homeland Security instead.........They asked what contry Jager is from, and I said England cuz Jager is white, and I know hes not French because he's taller than me, so England was the only thing left. I thought maybe Australia, cuz thars white peeps their, but I've never heard him talk about Crocodiles, so thats out.
Anyways, the guy I talked to (named with the good ol' Mercan name of John) said Englands good and that terrists never come from thar, so your in the clear Jager.
I still ain't sure about Spook because of her name. Spook? Ain't that like a spy in all black with a ski mask and shit? Its a good think Patriots like me are hear to keenp 'Merca safe.
Update:[/i]Secret message encoded here: I have officially lost my mind. That's what I get for indulging in the hilarity that is right-wing blogs. End secret message
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Post by Kratos on Aug 22, 2006 19:50:03 GMT -5
bravo team move out now! charlie has discovered our encoding capabilities. beware of the grassy nole to the right! GO GO GO !!!!
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