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Post by T. Miller on Apr 18, 2004 8:55:34 GMT -5
I wanna be in a padded room - it sounds marvelously comfty.....
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Post by T. Miller on Jun 15, 2004 22:33:49 GMT -5
No mud has been slung in over 3 months. What is this world coming to?
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Post by Wile E Cayote on Jun 24, 2004 23:28:39 GMT -5
Allow me to introduce myself..My name is mud..and remember..mud spelled backwards is DUM !!!
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Post by I Amma on Jun 25, 2004 11:58:59 GMT -5
Mud, Dum, it's all the same. The issue is that you are unslung, and unslung hero is not what belongs here. Hop into this catapault, will ya? Time for Mud to go for a ride!
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Post by Muddum Taussad on Jun 25, 2004 17:24:20 GMT -5
It behooves me to extrapolate on being an unslung hero...I dream of waxing ecstatically on the profundencies of being nothing more than a mere showroom dummy...but being as it may..heres to mud in your eye and i'll just dummy up while you stand there like a stick in the mud, waxing emphatically on the misfortune of contracting rabbititus. ps the only known cure is being vewy,vewy qwiet.......
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Post by T. Miller on Jun 25, 2004 20:51:19 GMT -5
Hooray! I think that's among the finest workmanship I've seen since this humble little Pit opened. Bless you, and let's see some mud fly!
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Post by Isaac Asimov on Jun 25, 2004 21:19:08 GMT -5
I'm hoping my new book, IAMMA DUMMY,will satisfy fans of my previous work,I, ROBOT...Whereas I,ROBOT, deals with a robot who aquires intelligence,IAMMA DUMMY will deal with a human who is lacking even less intelligence than primordial mud.Here are some advanced revues...."TWO DUMS..err..THUMBS UP!!" NYPOST.."Fast paced,Gripping.I couldnt put it dum,,err,,down" LA TIMES".."Its better than slinging hash"DEMITRIOS@THE MERETIREMENTGREECE DINER
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LEGION
Canonised Regular Joe
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Post by LEGION on Aug 14, 2004 22:16:00 GMT -5
What the HELL is wrong with you peoples?Here is presented a stage for youse to extrapolate on all the quirks,anomolies and basic human instincts to attack and DESTROY your fellow slack jawed ,knuckle dragging,herd-mentallity loser beings..AND you just let it slide...FOR SHAME...each and everyone of us deserves a sarcastic drubbing..what a sad state of affairs..everyone is complacent in their stupidity and ignorance..if any of you slack jawed,knuckle dragging troglodytes needs a confirmation of your own worthlessness and stupidity just look at the troll looking back at you in the mirror when you finish doing your disgusting bodily functions and pathetic patch and paint and dailey morgue make overs thinking that your making yourselves "presentable" your all just sickening pathetic losers who will die and never have the answer to the question"why do i exsist?"You people??? disgust me..if it was up to me you'd all be dead and gone...non of you matter in the scheme of anything face it your LOSERS and not worth the oxygen you inhale and expend...everyone of you cattle DESERVE to be slaughtered and fed to those who think their wealth and promanance makes them beyond the cold stiff finger of death..little do they know that they themselves are just fodder for the soylent green machine...sorta gives a spin on EAT ME dosent it? Better enjoy the getting while getting is allowed..soon ..you will ALL be manure for the masses..money only buys you isolation and madness..it dosent keep the wolves away from your front video camared iron gates...ps Vote for George Romero and Leatherface in 2004
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Post by Vegetableminded on Sept 23, 2004 9:25:11 GMT -5
yourselves "presentable" your all just sickening pathetic losers who will die and never have the answer to the question"why do i exsist?"You people??? disgust me..if it was up to me you'd all be dead and gone...non of you matter in the scheme of anything face it your LOSERS and not worth the oxygen you inhale and expend Sounds like someone grew a "holier than thou" complex to make up for being some sad loser with nothing better to do than to stare at a computer screen all day festering in a forum with a whole amazing 16 piddling members sitting around with their thumbs in their mouths. I should beat you with my Bok Choy of Senselessness until your complex is nothing but a pile of organic pulp. The mud has been thrown! So what's it gonna be? Tossed Salad, or a bunch of Troglodytes, as Legion calls you, with Eggplant bruises??
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LEGION
Canonised Regular Joe
Posts: 189
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Post by LEGION on Sept 23, 2004 18:02:50 GMT -5
Was it as good for you as it was for me ? Cigarette? I might have a thumb in my mouth BUT the other one is firmly ensconced in my southern portal...As far as sitting watching a monitor 24/7 Im not the GEEK who gets aroused playing some stupid video game,trying in vain to reach this level or that..NEWSFLASH..when you get past the level of Knuckle-dragging cro-magnon troglodyte..send an e-mail..I can be reached at www.HISMOSTSACROSANCTIMPERIALLORDSHIP.com
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LEGION
Canonised Regular Joe
Posts: 189
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Post by LEGION on Sept 24, 2004 7:58:25 GMT -5
...Besides,Vegetable Boy, I thought hippies like you were more into the Escarol of Enlightenment! Hey..wow mannnn..like,the man is holding me down man!! Like i gotta get down to the free clinic,then pick up my food stamps, then run over to unemployment to get my check, then back to my HUD subsidized apartment to get changed into my salvation army donated threads,then get to the park to join the protest march against the government ,mannnn...
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Post by T. Miller on Sept 26, 2004 21:11:23 GMT -5
I happen to be very happy with my sixteen or so members, Salad-Boy... What do you have to show for YOURSELF??
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Post by Vegetableminded on Sept 29, 2004 9:58:24 GMT -5
I happen to be very happy with my sixteen or so members, Salad-Boy... What do you have to show for YOURSELF?? I have the organic artillary of DOOM!, and the ability to inflict damage with my cabbage. I have slyly ported boccoli spears through the airport inspections, and sabotaged the head figures of Europe by planting landvines in the paths of their motorcades. I WILL disrupt all of Europe, and put carrots in the spokes of the tires of the Pope's Bubblemobile. I show for myself prowess and conspiracy, and abundance through the use of Miracle-Gro!
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Post by T. Miller on Sept 29, 2004 19:28:36 GMT -5
I have the organic artillary of DOOM!, and the ability to inflict damage with my cabbage. I have slyly ported boccoli spears through the airport inspections, and sabotaged the head figures of Europe by planting landvines in the paths of their motorcades. I WILL disrupt all of Europe, and put carrots in the spokes of the tires of the Pope's Bubblemobile. I show for myself prowess and conspiracy, and abundance through the use of Miracle-Gro! For someone that has posted only four posts, you're already very tedious. I vote Vegetableminded gets a hot date with the salad shooter.
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Post by darthpanties on May 11, 2006 22:10:05 GMT -5
I ah liked Vegetableminded - won't they be my neighbor? Then we could ha sit together and touch Lord Sesshomaru's pretty pretty hair and ah watch everyone wishing they could be me, me ah and my bathrobe. I bet Lord Sesshomaru would like to snuggle under my ah bathrobe with me, ahm ahhhh.....
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